Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne will host a variety show on Fox, Variety reports.

Once upon a time Ozzy was the bloated, booze-addicted founder of heavy metal who sang about cocaine.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkbMd3Bygzs%5D

I choose to remember that version of Ozzy.

Thanks to Glen for sending via Ain’t It Cool News.