Today, IN EVEN MORE SPECTACULAR NEWS INVOLVING THIS BLOG, I bring you our very first “guest blogger.”
Ladies and gentleman — here is “Fear of the Dark“/Fango.com contributor GLEN BAISLEY with his review of “Journey to the Center of the Earth,” starring the guy from “Encino Man” and those really crappy “Mummy” movies.
But, first . . . here is the film’s trailer:
AND NOW . . . GLEN’S REVIEW:
I just realized I should provide a little background on the film. It is supposed to be in 3-D, but, good luck seeing it in 3-D in a theater. Theater chains around the country balked at having to spend money for the fancy 3-D stuff, which put a HUGE dent in the movie’s marketing potential.
Alas, GLEN BAISLEY is a trooper, traveling some 60 miles into the bowels of New Jersey to EXPERIENCE the film the way it was meant to be viewed — in 3-D.
Congrats, Mr. Baisely. We need more true, blue cinema fans such as you.
AND NOW, the review:
If people at home are confused by that wonderful headshot of the guy wearing the Yankees hat at the top of this blog, that is me, NOT GLEN.
This is Glen:
And now, GLEN BAISLEY’S REVIEW OF “JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, 3-D:”
“Good 3-D. Crappy movie.”
Thank you, Glen.