Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. The other day this blog had its first INTERNATIONAL EXCLUSIVE SCOOP. Click here to relive it. We’ve moved on.

Today, IN EVEN MORE SPECTACULAR NEWS INVOLVING THIS BLOG, I bring you our very first “guest blogger.”

Ladies and gentleman — here is “Fear of the Dark“/Fango.com contributor GLEN BAISLEY with his review of “Journey to the Center of the Earth,” starring the guy from “Encino Man” and those really crappy “Mummy” movies.

But, first . . . here is the film’s trailer:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xtff1ROz10%5D

AND NOW . . . GLEN’S REVIEW:

I just realized I should provide a little background on the film. It is supposed to be in 3-D, but, good luck seeing it in 3-D in a theater. Theater chains around the country balked at having to spend money for the fancy 3-D stuff, which put a HUGE dent in the movie’s marketing potential.

Alas, GLEN BAISLEY is a trooper, traveling some 60 miles into the bowels of New Jersey to EXPERIENCE the film the way it was meant to be viewed — in 3-D.

Congrats, Mr. Baisely. We need more true, blue cinema fans such as you.

AND NOW, the review:

If people at home are confused by that wonderful headshot of the guy wearing the Yankees hat at the top of this blog, that is me, NOT GLEN.

This is Glen:

And now, GLEN BAISLEY’S REVIEW OF “JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, 3-D:”

 

“Good 3-D. Crappy movie.”

 

Thank you, Glen.