Listen, Twitter has taken over the world.
There’s nothing you or I can do about it.
You might as well give in and follow me on Twitter.
Literally, hundreds of people are already doing so.
By hundreds I mean 244.
It’s like this blog, but shorter and much more bitter.
UPDATE: I totally forgot to brag about my blog stats. Sorry.
People, this blog is, BY FAR, the most read blog on NewsTimes.com.
I’m rockin a 16 on Technorati.
I’m a LAMB.
I’m a shoo-in for this year’s Connecticut Society of Professional Journalists “most awesome blog” award, although Freakin’ Rick Green is mounting a Mickey Rourke-like Web comeback. He even has a fancy Facebook page.
In 10 months, I have 297 posts, 16 unpublished drafts (saving ’em for the special edition DVD), 1,942 comments (1,540 of which are spam).