Ok, seriously.

My buddy Joe Greenberg, who I met through gore FX guru Brian Spears at horror cons, makes some truly awesome horror-related signs.

These things are HANDMADE.

Check them out.

Joe will be at Monster-Mania in Cherry Hill in March 2015.

Link:  https://www.etsy.com/listing/95305104/3-superstars-of-shock-sign?ref=shop_home_active_1